• Wait, the Jets beat the Bills? Like the Stefon Diggs Bills? You mean the team with MVP candidate Josh Allen Bills? And Sauce Gardner had a game sealing defensive stop? My glasses must be smudgy…nope it’s the New York City J-E-T-S.
  • Derek Carr can’t catch a break. 
  • Jalen Hurts is a viable MVP candidate and can steal it from right under Josh Allen’s fingertips if things get rocky for Bills Mafia.
  • Another week, another Packers loss. Packers fans to Aaron Rodgers: “DONT TELL ME TO RELAX!!!”
  • Los Angeles Chargers kicker Cameron Dicker kicking the game winning field goal after getting signed 3 days prior is what Disney Channel movies are made of.
  • Is the AFC East now the toughest division in the NFL?
  • Cooper Kupp is a menace. 
  • Despite his divorce, bad media, and his team’s poor performance, Tom Brady is still able to show that he is in fact the GOAT. 
  • Derrick Henry getting FaceTimed by Eddie George last week for passing his record is how the OGs should be treating the younger players of this generation. 
  • Oh, it’s just Patrick Mahomes performing his usual wizardry to win a game in the 4th quarter.
  • Tua coming back like he never left. 
  • Hey Ravens, you hear that loud sound? It’s the front office backing up the Brink’s truck for Lamar Jackson.