Week 15

• I guess that string of great Thursday night games stopped with the diabolically slow 49ers vs Rams game.

• Oh my…*clears eyes* the Jets actually got over their own ineptitude and won a game.  

• Why in the hell did the Saints go for that two point conversion? 

• Joe Burrow being one of the best quarterbacks statistically and Ja’Marr Chase being one of the best receivers statistically while they’re both on a 6-8 team should be criminal.

• I wonder if Patrick Mahomes twisting his ankle might lead to some parity leading into the playoffs.

• Shoutout to Texas A&M’s finest, Baker Mayfield showing that he is indeed a better QB than Justin Herbert. 

• Jalen Hurts’ chain had so many diamonds, I thought I was in a Big Tymers video.

• Yeah, Jared Allen is most likely going to win the MVP after winning against the NFL darling-Detroit Lions.

• Justin Jefferson showing love to Randy Moss during this touchdown was my favorite moment all week. Hope you get better, Randy. 

• The Broncos might end up doing a sneaky holiday tip-toe into the playoffs and play Grinch to a couple of top teams.

• I genuinely feel bad for Caleb Williams and the Bears. They’ve got all of the pieces but it seems like the coaching staff can’t coach through a paper bag.

Week 16

• I went through a whirlwind of emotions watching the Falcons-Commanders game. I experienced the full gamut of feelings: pptimism, pessimism, frustration and, finally, hope, once Jayden Daniels led the Commanders down the field for a game winning touchdown.

• Also, the Buccaneers regain their playoff destiny but have to finish business this weekend against the Saints.

• The Lions and 49ers game lets you know that both teams won in the Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford trade. Might be one of the best trades in sports history.

• Oh no Giants!!! You removed yourself from the Shedeur Sanders sweepstakes.

• I think we all agree that we should let the NBA keep Christmas because both NFL games were clankers.

• On the plus side, Beyoncé’s performance was equal parts Pimp C and Dolly Parton.  Truly amazing performance.

• Seahawks-Bears was another painful game to watch. I don’t know if you would call it a  defensive struggle or an ineptitude of offense.

• Joe Burrow is really good…like, if he ends up getting the Bengals in the playoffs I think they could go to the Super Bowl. That isn’t hyperbole.

• Micah Parsons;’ comment about how the score in the Eagles-Cowboys game looked worse than the actual game that was played by the Cowboys defense, even though the Eagles put belt to ass 41-7…

• Sheesh, Aaron Rodgers quit in that game against the Bills. We are watching in real time a hall of famer not only tarnish his legacy but graffiti all over it on his inevitable way out from the Jets.

• Lamar Jackson deserves my MVP vote over Josh Allen at this current moment.